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Papaphobia: Frykt for paven

Elections will be held in Zimbabwe later this year, leading with grim predictability to another bout of Mugabe-phobia in the British media.

So to the case of Mike Amess, who apparently has a phobia of the Kardashians. Mike has bravely opened up about his illness to the press, and tells the Sun: "Just hearing the Kardashians' nasal voices or catching a glimpse of them on screen makes me feel nauseous and shaky. My hands get clammy, my breathing gets heavier and I start sweating. Sometimes, I get teary and want to retch."